

One for those mourning the demise of The Macc Lads. If the laughably phallic sleeve art doesn’t drop heavy hints that Boned are/were a metal-tinged pub-rock outfit, then love-pump-lickin’ titles such as “Loaded On Love” and the delightful “Ain’t No Talkin’ With Your Mouth Full” (ahem) ram the point home. Fancy some delightful, Latin-inspired reinventions of classic Kraftwerk numbers from the 70s and 80s, such as “Showroom Dummies (Cha-Cha-Cha)” and “Autobahn (Cumbia Merengue),” as performed by what appears to be the cruise ship cabaret band from hell? No, me neither, now you come to mention it. Some of the worst album covers are married to some of the worst album concepts. He even won an Ivor Novello Award in 1966 for the novelty song “Hev Yew Gotta Loight, Boy?” Allan Smethurst really was a Norfolk postman who hummed tunes on his round and (with help from EMI) later recorded them. Yes, the sleeve is unfeasibly bad, but there’s a backstory. The Singing Postman: The Best Of The Singing Postman The application of any other logic here, frankly, is too scary to countenance. This album of Tijuana-flavored, Herb Alpert-esque pop pastiche from 1966 includes a track called “Whipped Cream.” On seeing this, it would appear the record label’s design team had a collective light-bulb moment. The Frivolous Five: Sour Cream & Other Delights

Decades later, its double entendre potential remains boundless. This innuendo-laden funk-soul monstrosity came straight outta Detroit in 1977. In mitigation, Boxer’s Ollie Halsall (aka Ollie Haircut) was also in ace pop parodists The Rutles. Thanks to good maneuverability and a top speed of 50 km/h, the TL-1 LPC can easily change flanks and take up key positions as it’ll reach them faster than other vehicles.Ever wondered why punk needed to happen? Look no further than the sleeve of this 1975 album, which – even by the standards of those less-than-PC times – beggars belief.Its alpha damage is not the best for its tier (280 points), but it’s enough to seriously hurt opponents.You can rely on the accuracy and DPM of its well-balanced gun, even on the move, allowing you to support your team as a proper flanker from the second line of fire.The TL-1 LPC has well-sloped frontal armor and can withstand some direct fire.Just like most American tanks, it has a solid bouncy turret, allowing you to take advantage of the terrain and easily ricochet enemy’s rounds.Let’s take a closer look at this rock star, destined for mid-to-close combat. This versatile vehicle with a fast-firing, accurate gun lets you make your presence known on any map. This is precisely the case with the TL-1 LPC, a Tier VIII Premium American medium tank. The Offspring hails from the sunny state of California and obviously, the tank forming a canvass for their creative 3D style must be American, and also fast and furious. Check out all The Offspring-themed content bundles available, find the one you like, and say “I choose”! Wait, what-you don’t have the Pretty Fly nor the other stuff? We’ve got that covered! The tank and the customizations are back on sale (until April 26) to mark the return of true Californian punk rock into every living room (and every pair of headphones) on this planet. Tank with the signature “Pretty Fly” 3D style, crewed by The Offspring members, and release your youthful energy on the battlefield, criss-crossing it as if you had a nitro boost! Or jump in another vehicle of yours that proudly wears The Offspring-themed “Turn it up!” 2D style or is adorned by other customization elements related to the famous band. Today our friends released the much-anticipated “ Let The Bad Times Roll” album, their first new one in nine years, and it’s time to celebrate this! Many tankers are The Offspring fans, and the band delivered for us, performing live before a crowd of 250,000 in Minsk at WG Fest: Tanker Day in 2019 and then before an even larger audience within the World of Tanks game client. Their energetic music won the hearts of many good folks all around the world (and made them beat faster).
